May 24th, 2011

Anonymous asked: Are you insecure?

Anonymous asked: If you had a lot of money, where would you go on vacation?

Well I’d like to visit the Maldives before they go completely under water.

Anonymous asked: Do you have a pet?

No…

But I’d like some!

Anonymous asked: Do you have any siblings?

Anonymous asked: How often do you masturbate?

Mas-turr-bate?

Anonymous asked: Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your relationship?

You mean like an— amulet?

How would that even work?

Anonymous asked: Do you judge people solely based on their body or physical assets?

Why would I do a thing like that!

Anonymous asked: Do you like to talk dirtily on the phone or online?

Of course! Gardening is one of my favorite hobbies, so it’s only natural.

Anonymous asked: How sexual are you on a scale of 1-10?

I-I guess I’m a 2. But I don’t know.

Anonymous asked: Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender or indulged in kissing/fondling?

None of that either. I’ve only ever been in a relationship with Jumpy.